Welcome to my insane little place.

iantofish-moriartyspider:

immortaliarty:

specialkrj:

sherlockianflyingthetardis:

this-adler-woman:

jimmoriartysendshislove:

reichenfeels:

I married Jim Moriarty because I was held hostage. 

o.o christ.

I brutally murdered Sally Donovan because Mycroft hired me to.

I helped solve a case with the Bee Gees because I felt like it :D

I burnt the heart out of Greg Lestrade because he/she’s sexy.

Truth.

I made a hit TV show with Jim Moriarty because Mycroft hied me to… Okay?

I strapped a bomb to Mrs. Hudson because she’s sexy? THE FUCK?

I made tea for Anderson, because he’s sexy. Damn right. Or for the Bee Gees as my top is black/white.

Does black/white count as grey? ‘cause I’d love to make Moriarty some Moriartea.

I made tea for Moriarty because there was a bomb strapped to me.

GOD I LOVE YOUR STYLE, MORIARTY…But I do willingly make tea for most people..

I made a Hit TV show with Anderson, Because there was a bomb strapped to me.